Gua bagi sedikit rahasia ngedangdut gua...hehe16x...

VERSI INDO

cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...

cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..

Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."

VERSI BULE

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."

boy: does it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: falling from heaven..

boy: aren't you tired?
girl: what?
boy: running around in my mind..

M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."

M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"